If This Doesn't Up the Schadenfreude...

...nothing will:

Mostly, [the i-bankers are] angry about money. “No one is getting paid this year,” says a mid-level Goldman guy. I point out that he does indeed get a base salary. “A hundred-and-fifty grand is irrelevant,” he says.

From Vanessa Grigoriadis' article, "The Autumn of the I-Banker," in New York Magazine.