4 Complaints Berliners Make About Their City (With a Bonus Complaint from Me)

Complaints Local Berliners Make About Their City:
-Way too effing far away from all the other great cities.
-Winter.
-No rich people to fund my art project.
-Effing developers ruining the riverfront with their effing high-end condo shit.

Complaints I, a New Yorker, Make to Berliners About Their City:
-Techno.